Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK4111]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK5169]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK3502]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children"!!!!! - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK6613]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

DOGS ARE LIKE CHILDREN THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEND TO COLLEGE - Funny Printed T-Shirt [0473BLK]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. - thoughts Printed T-Shirt [BLK6512]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn off the lights ! - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK4112]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom? - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK10249]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

I AM SUFFERING FROM A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE: CHILDREN! - Funny Printed T-Shirt [1023BLK]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

IT'S NOT A CHOICE, IT'S A CHILD. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [1652BLK]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK4118]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK7097]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

Zombie Pirates Adults T-Shirt by The Mountain

Adults T-Shirt made in the USA by the Mountain. Exceptional detailed design which will not fade or crack even with ironing. Long lasting quality clothing. No chemicals are used in the manufacture of this garment.

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home." - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK3417]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

A young child is a noise with dirt on it. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK3436]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

MEN EXIST BECAUSE CATS WON'T MOW THE LAWN. WOMEN EXIST BECAUSE SHEEP CAN'T COOK. NEITHER OF THESE THINGS EXPLAIN CHILDREN. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [1862BLK]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. - Funny Printed T-Shirt [BLK4495]

Professionally Printed, Superior Quality Double-Stitched Xpres 180gsm White T-Shirt [63% Polyester / 37% Cotton] Suitable for Teens, Men and Women. Size Guide: *Small - 35" - 37" Chest , *Medium - 38" - 40" Chest, *Large - 41" - 43" Chest, *X-Large - 44" - 46" Chest, *XX-Large - 47" - 49" Chest